something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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