in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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