good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I understand Curling. That high.
So many bounce houses so little time
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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