I want to walk on stilts...naked
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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