I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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