on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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