haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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