he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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