using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
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my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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