I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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