you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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