Just cropdusted the office
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he laminated a picture of his dick.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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