you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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