I must be too annoying 4 u.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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