This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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