as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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