**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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