We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
How's work?
Spinning.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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