I just made out with a guy for $7.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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