I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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