What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
my poor anus
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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