So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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