Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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