...so i touched it.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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