we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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