I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is it because I queefed?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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