he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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