just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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