We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
