i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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