I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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