Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
vagina is talking i cant
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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