Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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