I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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