i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
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Who died my cat blue again?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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