i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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