when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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