So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
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i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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