Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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