playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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