dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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