How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
She announced her abortion via fbk
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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