I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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