IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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