But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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