K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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