He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
