Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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