she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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