she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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