when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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