I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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