You're so nebulous sometimes
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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