Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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