with your own penis?
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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