we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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