So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
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i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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