Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It's no shave November. This is our time.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize